Sand, Jake Gyllenhaal's Hair, Sand

Tuesday, November 03, 2009



A trailer is up for Jake Gyllenhaal's Prince of Persia: Pretty Eyes and Long Hair Make Us Happy in the Place We're Not Supposed to Touch. It's Disney, so, it will only be sneaky-dirty, not flat-out like we want.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"...90 minutes of bad actors blowing snot into a hand-held camera being operated by a palsy victim."

Fuck Crabbie, you're scary sometimes - those were almost exactly my words when I was asked what I thought of the movie when it first came out.

All I remember about that movie is the snot droplets hanging out of the chick's nose. That's all I could see, all I could think about. Was there a witch in the movie? Was it scary? I don't know - all I do know is that the chick had snot droplets hanging outta her nose the whole time.

Anonymous said...

Durrr! I replied to the wrong fucking entry above - that reply was for the Blair Witch movie entry...see what being forced to look at snot droplets does to a person? Sheesh.

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