She Likes Them Older And Freakier

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Evan Rachel Wood was seen making out with The Wrestler co-star Mickey Rourke at a SAG Awards after-party Sunday according to FoxNews. Evidently, Evan's little relationship with Marilyn Manson left her with a jones for a real man. So she picked Mickey. Who I guess qualifies as a real man if you leave out his face, which is decidedly not real. I give Evan points for originality at least: Most little starlets go for the same dudes, Josh Hartnett and Ryan Phillippe and that whole gang, but Evan, she likes sniffing around the freak-jobs. When she's done with Mickey she'll probably go find herself a one-armed carnie or maybe go lesbo for Jocelyn Wildenstein.

6 comments:

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cupcake said...

Mickey is really buff for his age. I was surprised.

Anonymous said...

:::snort:::

Next she'll be dating that whack-job/midget, Verne Troyer.

Anonymous said...

Uh, hello, did you guys see the movies that made her famous? This bitch is crazy.

Anonymous said...

Mickey Rourke is just trying to get as much tail as he can before awards season is over and he returns to obscurity.

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