Hulk Hogan went on Larry King last night, with his lawyer by his side of course, to put his spin on all the stuff regarding his incarcerated dipshit son Nick. The big headline is that Hulk continues to say it was God's will that John Graziano ended up a vegetable. He thinks the ordeal is making John a better person. Well, let's put it this way...it's pretty hard for John to do anything bad in the state he's in. So yes, I guess becoming a veg does make you a better person.
The above clip made me laugh for several reasons. One, Hulk's pitiful attempt at summoning tears. Did he think he was back on some silly wrestling program there for a second? Two, Hulk's assertion that he and his son and daughter "walk with Christ." Really? Was Brooke walking with Christ when she wore this?
If ever there was a time for Larry King to reach over and slap someone, it was right then.
Why do people like Hogan think they're helping themselves with these kinds of appearances? He just seems like an even bigger asshole now...the same way Paris did after her post-jail appearance with Larry.