A study by the Baker IDI Heart and Diabetes Institute concludes that the nation of Australia has officially become the fattest on earth, with 26% of the adult population qualifying as obese.
Australia overtakes the United States, which falls to second on the blubber chart, with only 25% of adults tipping the scales above the official fat-ass threshold.
“If we ran a fat Olympics, we’d be gold medal winners as the fattest people on earth at the moment,” said Aussie professor Simon Stewart.
A fat Olympics? Yeah, that would be hilarious. Big fat people trying to run, their faces turning purple and sweat pouring down, and big fat fuckers keeling over and dying.
And no assholes, the Crabster is not that fat...only a little thick. So save it okay shitfaces?
Guess the Fattest Country in the World. Hint...it Ain't that One.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 3:30 PM
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you can already see fatties at the Olympics.
Hammer throw, discus throw, shot put. All three 'sports' are filled with fat ones.
Now by a little think you actually mean grotesquely obese right? Lay off the Subway sandwiches and sun chips fat ass.
This can't be right. Any American who's been to Australia notices right away, they're a waaay better-looking version of us.
Nary a chubby Aussie to be found in all of Sydney.
Maybe they meant aboriginals?
1% difference is hardly worth boasting about, and how did they figure this anyway? Noone came and weighed me for a start.
MTV already does the Fat Olympics, don't they? Celebrity Fit Club?
Seen crabbie..he's not fat. He's mean, but, not fat.
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