Britney's opportunistic bitch of a cousin Alli Sims has reportedly landed a reality show, whose concept is described as "a female version of Entourage, but for real." And the big news is that Alli has talked Britney herself into appearing on the show.
Does the term "soul-crushingly tedious" mean anything to anyone?
Oh yeah, like my life isn't already miserable enough - now I'm gonna waste my time watching Alli Sims run around acting like she's a big deal on television. Hello? What network is this crap even going to be on? Doesn't say in the story. Hmm...little suspicious. Wonder if this shit is even true.
Assuming the show is real...I wonder if Britney is actually aware that she's "agreed" to be on it. It's more likely that Alli slipped Britney something so she wouldn't know she was being filmed. Be a shock for Britney when she actually sees it.
"Hey, that's me. Damn, I'm a fucking mess y'all."
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Alli Sims Lands Reality Show
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 10:04 PM
Labels: Alli Sims, Britney Spears
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Oooohh, be careful Crabbie. If the Alli-perv comes back for a visit and gets wind of this he'll be on the next plane from Germany to hunt your ass down. After all, it IS the greatest country in the world, remember? I mean, who cares about all that Hitler business, anyway? Water under the bridge and all. (Notice: for all of you who will respond to this post telling me how I am WRONG and Hitler really WAS bad and SHAME on me and blah, blah, blah... WE KNOW. It's an inside joke and if you had been here about six months ago we could have used you then, ok?? Let it go....you're just too late).
'Alli-perv' is back for a while and posted a lot of comments.
But because of racist, uneducated, stupid assholes like you, I prefer not to sign my posts anymore.
Apart from that - I am fine with the stuff Crabbie wrote. I would fuck Alli, but I certainly don't want to see her on TV.
Even though the television viewers of America have been subjected to an increasingly-bizarre parade of mindless idiots willing to do anything for their 15 minutes in the spotlight...
------> I refuse to believe "Alli Sims" has been offered her own show.
I think it's a nothing more than a publicity stunt she's cooked up to keep her name out there. Don't forget, she's got an album coming up... uhh, sometime. Once she's milked this story, she'll probably claim the "reality" deal fell through.
Wouldn't be the first time we've heard that one. The whole story (including Britney appearances) just stinks to high heaven!
i wonder if some of the comments are crabbie himself
This is what Alli is like:
(From an OK magazine article about the madness last night)
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10:30pm: More than a dozen police officers, as well as two ambulances and a handful of fire rescue trucks are now on the scene. Sometime before 11:00pm, Britney's cousin Alli and Brit's assistant Carla leave the house, leaving Brit alone with Jayden James.
11:45pm: Britney is taken out of her home strapped to a gurney and placed into an ambulance.
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Alli is the kind of girl who leaves a little baby alone with his insane mother.
That's all anyone needs to know about her.
I hear the maloofs are involved in this offer. They should concentrate on their shitty basketball team.
Well, Alli-perv, that is just about your logic, right? Just because you are too chicken-shit to post your own "signature" on an anonymous website, then Crabbie must be the same way, right? Because he doesn't run a website that has HIS FULL NAME already on it making controversial comments in almost every post, right? And he hasn't EVER signed in to post under his own name, right? Do you actually read any of this or do you Germans just live in your own little dream world? Oh wait, never mind. You already answered that question in the early 20th century.
Looks like Britney is out-of-action for good after today's drug-induced melt-down. Stick a fork in her, she's done.
>At 12:44 AM, Anonymous Alli-perv said…
is not me, the real alli-pervert.
and anon 11:33AM: you are anonymous yourself. So you are the last person who should lecture others about 'signing their posts'.
Your hypocrisy is sickening.
That would make sense, Alli-perv, except for the fact that I never made an issue of the fact that I did or did not sign my posts-- I sign as I please, which is anonymously, because in this day and age of psycho retards like you, why would I leave the slightest clue to my identity, vague as it may be? Th funniest part of all is that I had to leave so many posts alluding to you because I knew you were still around, and you finally broke. Talk about a stupid, sad coward.
Anon 7:35 > Alli-Perv obviously didn't want to sign anymore because as soon as he said anything about anything you would be there harassing him. Yes, I was there and observed it. And you are calling him a sad coward. Please. You are the one who is going to gossip sites to anonymously harass people. Sorry dear, but as an outsider looking in, I think you are the sad coward.
No, what is really sad is signing in as different people to try to convince others you are an "outsider looking in". Nice try fucktard.
Sorry. I'm not the alli-perv. But I have followed the discussions going on between the two of you on various threads and I say he wins.
Sure-- because anyone else would really give a shit and declare a "winner" right?? Go back to your sauerbraten and mastubatory dreams of race purification and world domination, you little Nazi freak.
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