Amy Winehouse Has Gross Hands

Wednesday, October 10, 2007


Amy Winehouse appears to have stuck her hand in a garbage disposal. You think that's a joke - but would anyone be surprised if it turned out to be true? Like, what if you heard that Amy had dropped a vial of coke down the drain and stuck her hand in there while the garbage disposal was running. "I had to get me bloomin' coke and now me hand's all buggered." Stupid bitch - she probably thinks she's indestructible or something. She thinks she's Claire on Heroes.

By the way, Crabbie is so off the Heroes bandwagon. Season 1 - goofy, geeky fun. Season 2 - suck-city. That leaves Survivorman as Crabbie's only TV love. Oh, Les Stroud - you move me in ways you can't even know. You can light my fire with two rocks and a bunch of bark-shavings any time.

5 comments:

dirtydisher said...

Les Stroud? Oh for craps sake. At least your off Heroes and Panty.

Anonymous said...

If anyone ever needs a reason to stay away from drugs, Amy Winehouse is a perfect illustration. She is a maggot.

As for Survivorman......that's a great show.

renee said...

Les is fucking amazing I love that show. I'm sure you've seen it but you really should check out LOST again. In my opinion its the best show on tv (next the Cheaters w/ Joey Grecio)And you have a few more months to catch up on what you missed untill it starts. Also Californication has been pretty interesting. Can't ever go wrong with David Duchovny...can you tell i work for a cable company?! geeze

Anonymous said...

ur a stupid bitch melvin.

Anonymous said...

anyone who reads this garbage is a maggot.