Amy Winehouse appears to have stuck her hand in a garbage disposal. You think that's a joke - but would anyone be surprised if it turned out to be true? Like, what if you heard that Amy had dropped a vial of coke down the drain and stuck her hand in there while the garbage disposal was running. "I had to get me bloomin' coke and now me hand's all buggered." Stupid bitch - she probably thinks she's indestructible or something. She thinks she's Claire on Heroes.
By the way, Crabbie is so off the Heroes bandwagon. Season 1 - goofy, geeky fun. Season 2 - suck-city. That leaves Survivorman as Crabbie's only TV love. Oh, Les Stroud - you move me in ways you can't even know. You can light my fire with two rocks and a bunch of bark-shavings any time.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007