Lindsay Lohan and her friends are reportedly obsessed with David Beckham. Lindsay herself is so smitten with Becks that, according to sources, she has bet her pals $50,000 that she can get the soccer-god into the sack. Said the source:
Lindsay and her pals have been talking about the Beckhams’ arrival non-stop. They all reckon David is gorgeous and Lindsay set the challenge to get stuck in. ... The rich girls all want to meet Becks.
I'd like to say there's no way this could ever happen - but knowing David's tendency to stray, and Lindsay's success at getting just about any man into bed she wants...let's just say I hope Becks has reached an age where a girl like Lindsay would no longer strike his fancy.
I hope Lindsay's friends are ready to cough up fifty grand.
(source)
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Well, call me old-fashioned, but I hope Lohan is not successful. He is a married man after all. And a father. And Lohan is a diseased piece of shit that has slept with everyone. I still believe in fidelity. I hope if this story is true that he sees Lohan for what she is and turns his back on her.
Hm, he can choose between walking STD Lindsay and walking plastic doll Posh.
Not really a hard choice, isn't it?
Both 'women' are totally crazy, but I would choose the diseased flesh over the plastic one.
Hey, you can protect yourself with condoms.
I think Poshy should be more worried about a freshly single someone else who may need a shoulder to cry on; and a few other things. LiLo doesn't seem his type...her thighs are too thick for his taste.
BBABH
Well, he has already chosen the plastic doll and has had babies with it. So just seems dumb to ALSO bag the diseased flesh.
Actually, now that Angie is reportedly falling out of love with Brad. Doesn't it make sense that Becks would be her next victim? She has this desire to capture married men and Becks would be quite the trophy catch...
Well, unless Becks is arrested and taken to an LA Women's Facility any time soon, this is simply another pipe dream of Blohan's!
BBABH
I hope Jolie makes a play for him. I've love to see Posh rip her hair out.
Is it true what I hear that LiLo was arrested for DUI again last night? That's what I read at defamer.com.
I'm pretty ambivalent about Poshy, but I really do believe she can kick Blohan's arse. She IS a chav, after all. I would just like to see Blohan try, only to have Posh rip her a new one. Someone needs to.
Personally I don't think David DOES stray, unless one believes the total skank, celebrity stalking parasite bitches who have supposedly bagged him. He has too much to lose, and for some reason not understood by me, he seems to be attracted to her still. Could be the bulbous, pouty lip thing that Angelina has going for her. Blow jobs have a big appeal to masculine men and as long as their lips don't get skinny I supposed there's always that to look forward to. On the other hand taking on a load like Lohan would be suicide for any man.
David needs to lose the nazi haircut. One may think he's being influenced by Tom.
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