TMZ editor-in-chief Harvey Levin has been sticking up for Paris Hilton left-and-right - and guess what? Paris noticed. The shameless clods at TMZ have posted the above picture, which Paris allegedly drew in jail, accompanied by an appreciative note to Harvey:
I like how Paris wrote "pay phone" above the pay-phone, and the "Lynwood" sign in the upper-left - she understands about context. Also, I think it's interesting that she depicted herself with big Barbie-doll eyes - and nary a sign of wonk. This apparently is how Paris sees herself, as a bright-eyed dolly. She probably hums the My Little Pony music to herself while she brushes her hair. This is a disturbed individual, I'm telling you.
And as for Harvey Levin - well, I guess he's the new Perez Hilton, right? He's Paris's go-to guy when she needs some positive spin. From now on, TMZ will be pro-Paris. Shameless celebrity ass-kissing does work it appears.
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Harvey Levin's Ass-Kissing Pays Off
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Posted by Melvin Ayatollahofrock'nrolla at 10:25 AM
Labels: Paris Hilton
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Is it just me, or does the handwriting here look way different than the supposed letter she wrote to one of her fans a few weeks ago?
Just HOW old is she again?? The Anime cartoon eyes?, and the child- like scrawlings are pretty sad.
I'm starting to actually believe that she not only did not understand what she signed prior to her violation, she probably does not understand how to read traffic signals as well.
'Paris exposed' is a nine year child trapped in a very challanged woman's body.
That note made me sick. She knows exactly how to work it.
when scrolling down the page I first read 'raping the ass'.
Wtf? Oh, reporting the facts...
good god, girl! Learn to write!
*CHRIST*
She's what, 26 ????
I'm beginning to believe that the whole "Paris is actually a retard with the mind of a 10 year old and therefore can not be held accountable" thing is TRUE.
Geez.
But then again, it could be some devious ploy to appear all cutesy and innocent again, which is probably even worse.
I'm just so sick of this Heidi-from-the-Alps-wannabe with her stupid braids and her fake-sweet smile.
I noticed the ass-kissing too. Absolutely pathetic. Crabbie, please don't ever become that way, OK? Don't let her swallow your soul!
This woman is 26 years old and still using little hearts to dot her "I"s? I quit doing that when I was about 13! I just can't believe she is so immature.
^ more disturbing, her "H" in Hilton looks like ass cheeks.
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