Sean Stewart May Be D-List, But He's A Grade-A Asshole

Tuesday, April 24, 2007


Rod Stewart's son Sean is being investigated for assault with a deadly weapon after a vicious attack in Hollywood Saturday night. Reportedly, Sean and some friends became agitated after they were refused entry to a party at a private home, and were further infuriated when other folks began teasing them for being such losers. This all somehow prompted the gang of would-be toughs to later attack two people in a truck, hurling bricks and a trash-can at the vehicle, and then assaulting the passengers, a married couple. The wife reportedly received "massive lacerations" from broken windshield glass and had to be taken to Cedars Sinai for treatment.

This morning, Page 6 speculated that Sean may have been in a bad mood because A&E dropped his reality show Sons of Hollywood. So now, apparently, when would-be celebs have their silly dreams dashed, the appropriate response is to perpetrate some kind of Mad Max assault on a couple of random people. Is this insanity or what? I don't know about you, but I'm buying a Glock and some hollow-tips. Gun-control be damned - if I see some fucker who looks like Sean Stewart coming, I want to be armed. The world is being overrun by crazed Korean college students and out-of-control celebrity progeny, and I don't know about you, but I ain't getting caught with my pants down (unless butt-sex somehow becomes involved).

(source 1, source 2)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Somehow this doesn't surprise me. I met Rod Stewart years ago and found him to be extremely arrogant, self-absorbed, and narcisstic. Yes, all three!! I liked his music way back then, but he thought I was a peice of meat groupie and was in for a big surprise that night!! I'm sure he passed some of that bloated ego on to his kids. I think you're being overly gentle by calling him a mere asshole. A huge understatement considering what he did to that woman's face. Remember "The Picture of Doran Gray"? He and his old man fit the bill.

Anonymous said...

Rod Stewart should not be allowed to spawn.

Anonymous said...

Sad part there is a little stewart under the age of two and he and his much younger girlfriend are threating to have more. The world will be terrorized by people that look like Kimbo for the next 25 years. He still has two Renee and Liam who are under the age of 15. God help us!

Anonymous said...

Sean Stewart......what a pathetic loser. Why, why, why does the media put shit like that on t.v. in the first place? Why would they think that someone like Sean Stewart would be even remotely interesting simply because he is the spawn of some singer. Maybe someone can explain this to me because I just don't get it.