Ashlee Simpson Is Sad

Monday, February 05, 2007

Is there anyone in the world who enjoys fame less than Ashlee Simpson? I mean, look at this chick - she can't even make eye-contact at this point (possibly because the plastic surgery has left her unable to actually control her eyes). And her lips - seriously, have you seen any two pictures of her lately where they were the same shape? What's she injecting into those things, sheep-fat? Pretty soon she won't be able to speak at all, only bleat. Of course that won't be anything new for her, as you well know if you've heard one of her songs.

1 comments:

me me me said...

Have you ever tried to run your fingers through someone's hair extensions? Icky. These women put way too much effort into trying to look appetizing-- like plastic fruit. A truly beautiful woman doesn't need to go to all of that effort.